As you can tell right now, this blog sucks. It ain’t shit. It’s horrible.

If I were you, I would run, not walk, over to someone like ChrisBrogan.com or check out anything by Seth Godin. These guys are straight up the best. There, you’ve been adequately forewarned.

Over the course of time though, I can promise you: this blog will kick ass. I am on a keen spiritual quest to add value and quality to your morning cup of coffee or afternoon shot of heroin. But be forewarned again: this blog doesn’t adhere to ‘marketing speak’ or pablum (look it up, bitches) or follow the G rating as set forth by the MPAA. If you are easily offended, then maybe this isn’t the place for you. And yes, I know I’m doing exactly what I tell my kids not to do online: which is to say anything off-color or controversial for fear of sometime not getting ‘the job’ or making ‘the sell’. Oh well.

But that all said, I don’t want to be an asshole, either. I want a good honest conversation and to learn something from you guys. So let me have it. Right between the eyes. For the most part, for example, this blog will discuss e-commerce online and setting up a business. I have SO much to learn in that department. But it will also digress into philosophy, meanderings, and maybe even the occasional photo of my cat juggling skills. Bear with me while I dial it all in.

There you have it. My first blog post on the illustrious ChrisDonaldson.com. More to come. For now: Let’s roll!